femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

(via baby-groot-dances)

julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

(via immadragon-bitchez)

coolest-humans:

Hey hi hello! I’m Riley James, a queer transboy hair stylist and make up artist. I run a business called Queer Cuts! I give free hair cuts to all transfolk currently saving up for hormones/top surgery! To read more about me, you can find me here! To read more about Queer Cuts, click this link

(via jimkirksbones)

Put ‘Confess!’ plus an accusation about my muse in my ask, and my muse will confess whether it’s true or not!

Here’s some examples to start you off-

  • Confess! Are you turned on by [insert kink here]?
  • Confess! Do you like [insert name here]?
  • Confess! Is it true that you once [insert odd/silly activity here]?
  • Confess! Are you scared of [insert fear here]?
  • Confess! Did you cry during [insert movie here]
Or think of your own! Be as cunning as you like…

(via thecaptainjacksparrow)


"Trust your Doctor". 

consulting-loki:

mayebay3:

so-treu:

mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH

IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 

So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers. 

ok that’s pretty badass.

side note: fucking hot

(via thewaywardqueen)

hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

(via celtysturlusonisaqueen)

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

(via grabrielles)

best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

image

(via tedulousp)